White Beauty

Born in 1992, 19 years old,
Talented, award winning Blonde,
A Franco Canadian, complexion white.

She took my breath away!!

From the first time I set eyes on her,
She stole 5% of my soul.

She smelt of spices, citrus and fresh bread baking in the oven.

Ever since that first meeting,
She has been there for me,
The ingredients that have created this masterpiece,
Have provided me with a life long companion.

Bad Times - cheering me up
Good Times - celebrating with me
Sad Times - comforting me
Lonely Times - keeping me company

Her name is Blanche de Chambly,
My friend, my companion, my buddy,
I look forward to our next visit.

The Black Goddess

Dublin, Ireland, 1759.
A brilliant man creates a Black Goddess.

Playing the harp by St. James Gate,
Her body dry, burnt and roasted,
Her head is strong, hair is thick,
Made creamy by naturally grown products.

Consuming her body,
Important to maintain her head,
Go Slow!!!
It took her 109.5 seconds to get ready this evening.

Her magic grips you,
Be Careful!!
She wants to be loved,
She draws in people, overflows the streets.

You will be back,
Her deliciousness addicts you,
Arthur Guinness! 
You have created one popular monster.

Thank you!!!