Red Steps to Glory

Look at those Red Steps,

Long, tiring, boring, but beaming with glory

Climb those Red Steps,

Quickly!! Before I get warm

Can you hear the “Sound of Music?”

Mozart performing,

It’s at the top,

Just keep climbing

You’re getting closer,

Smell those Saaz hops,

Let your nose carry you to the top,

Just keep climbing

Getting thirsty,

That’s the power of these steps,

Starting to sweat,

Just keep climbing

My elegance will not disappoint you,

My hoppy personality won’t scare you,

I am definitely getting bitter waiting for you,

Just keep climbing

Wipe the sweat from your brow,

You are finally here,

Enjoy the party; you earned your Stiegl,

It was worth the climb

By: Pogo